Thongs with the Republican (elephant) symbol on it, brought to you by the fundraising efforts of the New York State College Republicans. Who would actually wear these? I mean, I don’t mean to sound like a giant bitch, but seriously. We know the Republican party tends to hold deeply anti-sex views: they champion abstience-until-marriage sex ed, sex toys are illegal in several red states (states that have more Republicans than Democrats. States with more Democrats are called “blue” states), and, let’s face it: few of Republican figures have EVER brought the sexy back.
Here’s the product description of the Republican thong:

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets, putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is “outta sight” in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special … later.

Can you imagine anyone throwing a pair of panties with the Republican symbol on it at a rock star? Puh-leez.