I wrote a little love letter for Hillary today for my friends who I was joking around with about how I love her but can’t stand her robotic-ness. I need to see some humanity out of her. I need to feel that connection. She is amazing but I want to see more of her shine… Anyway, my friend Christy told me to write her letter offering to be her lifecoach. “) Here’s my little love letter to Ms. H:

(all lowercase because that is how i write all of my friendly e-mails to the ones i love)

dear hillary,

i am a fan who is writing you a little love note because I care. you are dynamic, fierce and a woman to be admired. love you or hate you– the haters have to give you nothing but kudos for all of the accomplishments you have made in spite of adversity, public humiliation, and their lack of confidence. even though you pissed me off when you started pandering to the right and feigning empathy for psycho clinic protesters, i found forgiveness in my heart… because you’re… you.

hillary darling, once again you’ve forsaken me. you chose the worlds whackest,suckiest, worst song in the world. bill should have helped you with the selection. his fleetwood mac selection was legendary and stood the test of time.

i would love to offer you my personal services to help you ease up and unwind. honestly, you come off wound extremely tight and it turns some of us… well a lot of us off… and you need to win the south and all the people who love the good ol’ fashioned charisma that your hubby, my man obama, and sweet baby edwards possess. may i take you to zac posen, get you a wispier less helmet-y haircut, enroll you in a pilates and tantric yoga class, get you a massage, and get you a drum set? let it go girl. show your human side a little bit and we’ll stand by you.

hillary, you go girl. knock em dead. and even though my heart belongs to obama… if you win this, i’m yours mama and i hope you’ll make my sweetheart vp. if you win this i’m in it to win it. i’ll even go back to iowa and freeze my butt off again surviving on taco johns and dairy queen. for you my sister, anything. sisterhood is powerful. my mom is also ready to go kick butt for you.

xoxoxoxoxo chocolate kisses,

jamia